okay....I know these are bad, but you have to admit there are funny.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around
in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again. :shocked:
Joke - A lawyer joke
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Alright, just a couple more, then I'm done man bashing.
:biggrin:
Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
:biggrin:
Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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