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Linda
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okay....I know these are bad, but you have to admit there are funny.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy. :wink:

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around
in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again. :shocked:
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Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? :confused:
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. :evilgrin:
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Alright, just a couple more, then I'm done man bashing.
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Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make  90% of their decisions.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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LMAO Linda, oh please do go on, :evilgrin:  I love reading true stories...:wink:  :cheesy:  They were good ones.  Here's one for ya, how do men exercise:
lift their feet for you to vacuum
bend over to pick up remote
suck in their gut on the beach when a beautiful woman in a bikini walks by...:biggrin:
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what's the definition of a will....a dead giveaway.
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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? ;) The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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