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Posted: 2001 Mar 01, 23:54
by Linda
okay....I know these are bad, but you have to admit there are funny.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around
in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again. :shocked:
Posted: 2001 Mar 01, 23:58
by Linda
Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. :evilgrin:
Posted: 2001 Mar 02, 00:07
by Linda
Alright, just a couple more, then I'm done man bashing.
:biggrin:
Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Posted: 2001 Mar 02, 04:07
by pa sweetie
LMAO Linda, oh please do go on, :evilgrin: I love reading true stories...
:cheesy: They were good ones. Here's one for ya, how do men exercise:
lift their feet for you to vacuum
bend over to pick up remote
suck in their gut on the beach when a beautiful woman in a bikini walks by...:biggrin:
Posted: 2001 Mar 17, 08:06
by pa sweetie
what's the definition of a will....a dead giveaway.
Posted: 2001 Mar 29, 22:37
by susie
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? ;) The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.