Joke - A lawyer joke

Linda · Post by **Linda** » 2001 Mar 01, 23:54

okay....I know these are bad, but you have to admit there are funny.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around
in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again. :shocked:

Linda · Post by **Linda** » 2001 Mar 01, 23:58

Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?

A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. :evilgrin:

Linda · Post by **Linda** » 2001 Mar 02, 00:07

Alright, just a couple more, then I'm done man bashing.
:biggrin:

Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.

pa sweetie · Post by **pa sweetie** » 2001 Mar 02, 04:07

LMAO Linda, oh please do go on, :evilgrin: I love reading true stories...

:cheesy: They were good ones. Here's one for ya, how do men exercise:
lift their feet for you to vacuum
bend over to pick up remote
suck in their gut on the beach when a beautiful woman in a bikini walks by...:biggrin:

pa sweetie · Post by **pa sweetie** » 2001 Mar 17, 08:06

what's the definition of a will....a dead giveaway.

susie · Post by **susie** » 2001 Mar 29, 22:37

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? ;) The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.