Back when the world was in black and white and I grew up using a monochrome-amber CRT everything made sense. Junk food was good for you; All music on the radio was good; and John Wayne won the war single-handedly - the world just made sense.
Now what have we got? Stupid "green-friendly" cars to fight terrorism; Silly muppets pretending they exist on reality-telly to forget economic meltdown; And all music, everywhere, by everyone, is derivative. D-e-r-i-v-a-t-i-v-e, I say!
And it's all Colour-Coding's fault.

(And yes, I meant Booby in the sense of Pelecaniformes, what did you think I meant?)

